Secret messages

Hey. Why are you here? How did you even find the link? Well, still, there's literally nothing. No, there actually is nothing. ... ... ... Are you actually reading 3 dots separated by 50,000 pixel spaces? You're just wasting time, really. Woah! The space just got a lot longer. ... Congratulations for coming this far! Here's a cake. But still, there's nothing here. Bye